Ameritocracy

Read me, Seymour. READ me!

Ameritocracy’s mad scientists have been hard at work in their lab the last couple weeks, and in the midst of accidentally producing 3 mutants spiders that can recite the works of Beckett backwards and our CTO now having the ability to program his TiVo from 40 feet away using only his mind (which, in an unfortunate coincidence, due to brain trauma resulting from a previous mad-scientist-related accident, never stops thinking about Tyler Perry’s “House of Payne” and “Mad TV” reruns), they did manage to pull this one off:

Now you can click on the profile of a member whose work you like and (like, say, this “James” person) and “Read” them. This tells other members that you are a fan of “James” (or whoever) AND allows you to find out when “James” (or whoever) posts something to Ameritocracy.com

Omg i luv ur quotes so much i could totes EAT them…

And all that without us jacking up the price of your user profile!  In this economic climate, how is that possible?  Well, it’s because we love you.  Love. You.

On a related note, since we’re sure you all read our terms-and-conditions policy thoroughly, we are all looking forward to receiving our $5000 yearly membership check from each and every one of you next week…