Ameritocracy

ROBOTS!!! ROBOTS AND CAPITAL LETTERS ATTACK AMERITOCRACY!!!

It’s pretty much a universally agreed-upon fact that robots are one of maybe the eight coolest things of all time (OR IS IT???? Post this quote - “robots are one of maybe the eight coolest things of all time” - and attribute it to ME with THIS URL and find out!  First one to do that wins the “I Have Too Much Time” Award. Shiny.) 

Exhibit A

But sometimes robots are annoying jerks. Like when they call your house with lies or, at best, half or quarter or one/eighth-truths. These are called “robocalls” and if you’re thinking to yourself, “Hey, that sounds cool! Like Robocop!!”, we regret to inform you that they are not even as cool as “Robocop 3”.  Burn!

So here’s our standing challenge - Fight the robots!!!!  

By which we mean find some quotes from robocalls, post ‘em on up to the site, and let’s see what these robojerks are made of.

Here’s one to get you started from a McCainPalinBot:

“They say they want to keep us safe, but Barack Obama said the threat we face now from terrorism is nowhere near as dire as it was in the end of the Cold War. And Congressional Democrats now want to give civil rights to terrorists.”