Ameritocracy

I say, the gentleman from Freetopia wants to outlaw puppies!!

The highest rated show on TV last night involved two men in suits sitting at a table arguing about policy!  No, producers from the Charlie Rose Show didn’t secretly hack into the broadcasting frequency of “Deal Or No Deal”.  We’re talking about the third (and last) debate!

Still, neither of these guys are gonna get as many votes as David Cook…

And it was actually a lot more interesting than anyone was expecting, and actually involved the candidates not just recycling the same topics as the last two debates!

But were they…(insert ominous music from black-and-white b-movie murder mystery here)…HONEST?

That’s why we’re here. Check out some of the key questions and what the candidates said about them and decide for yourself!

• Why would the country be better off if your running mate became president rather than his running mate?

BURN!!!!

• Could either of you ever nominate someone to the Supreme Court who disagrees with you on this [Roe vs. Wade]?

OOOOOOOOHH!!!!

• Are each of you tonight willing to sit at this table and say to each other’s face what your campaigns and the people in your campaigns have said about each other?

SNAP!!!!!!

Check out other Schiefferific (sorry, that’s the best I could come up with) rabble rousing HERE